I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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