Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"it" just moved
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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