called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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