Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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