Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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