wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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