I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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