I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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