Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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