take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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