Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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