fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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