Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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