Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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