please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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