great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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