I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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