Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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