Kiss
Puke
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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