I heard we made out
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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