I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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