did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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