Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Couch. On fire.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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