I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
that is very illegal...i love you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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