theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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