He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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