did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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