I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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