"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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