how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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