so explain again why im purple
no
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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