Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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