We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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