it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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