drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
did i just pee glitter
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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