People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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