PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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