its not stalking. its research.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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