bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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