Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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