It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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