the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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