I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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