so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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