I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My dick has a subreddit
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize