I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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