Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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