That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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