I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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