I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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