hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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