they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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