Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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