I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
