I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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